Old Navy Flannel Shirt

Well, well, well – look at you. All grown up, shopping at Old Navy — probably with your mom. With the holidays around the corner, and mom’s 15% coupon these discount shirts have your name written all over them. You want to ball out on a budget; have all the flash, but not spend the cash; look fine but don’t spend the dime, get the ladies, but don’t drive your accountant crazy. Welcome to flannel shirts — Old Navy edition. You’re walking down the isle, checking out what’s on sale and this bad-boy catches your eye. It suave, debonair, it’s got all the right lines and squares in all the right places. Shit, you don’t even know what color this is – -green? blue? are you colorblind? It doesn’t matter.

Here’s the facts:

• #1 This ain’t your momma’s flannel.

• #2 The color is “Tealepathy,” a “colorful” juxtaposition of “words.” Imagine Jean Grey (before she was turned into a duck at the end of X-men Dos) dancing the two-step on the rainbow.

• #3 It’s got two pockets, to double your pleasure, double your room for keys and small items.

So grab your mother’s credit card, and swipe like there’s no tomorrow. It’s time to tell the world…you’re about it to bring it. Step up your flannel shirt game at Old Navy. Buy one today; bring the freshness all year long.